How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?
I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
how is he not fired
I want to be Shane’s friend.
I aspire to be Shane
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now
you are a 20 year old male
Sort of what the portal in Joshua & Margaret Investigations looked like http://ift.tt/1h3g5Qi
always reblog because best crossover in history
all my fav characters are categorised into 4 ‘types’
- nerd loser
- utter dork
- sweet precious baby
- trASH BAG FROM HELL
This burn still hurts.
This is rad
we need a superhero like one of these ladies
maybe another hawkeye??
i didn’t even notice until halfway down the post when i read the “being the teacher with the robot leg” sign that i realized everyone is missing a limb. Biomedical Engineers are really outdoing themselves and it’s both fantastic and sometimes even glamorous.
GUYS ITS A BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING POST AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Unnecessary love triangles
did you mean the entire teen fiction section