It's an Aquarius life!

dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW
guywithtime2kill:

Sort of what the portal in Joshua & Margaret Investigations looked like http://ift.tt/1h3g5Qi

guywithtime2kill:

Sort of what the portal in Joshua & Margaret Investigations looked like http://ift.tt/1h3g5Qi

girlsbydaylight:

Princess Bubblegum by SaHa on pixiv

usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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glorfyndel:

all my fav characters are categorised into 4 ‘types’

  • nerd loser
  • utter dork 
  • sweet precious baby
  • trASH BAG FROM HELL

blacknoonajade:

This burn still hurts.

the-safety-poobah:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

221cbakerstreet:

lexillest:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Beautiful.

This is rad

we need a superhero like one of these ladies

maybe another hawkeye??

i didn’t even notice until halfway down the post when i read the “being the teacher with the robot leg” sign that i realized everyone is missing a limb. Biomedical Engineers are really outdoing themselves and it’s both fantastic and sometimes even glamorous. 

GUYS ITS A BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING POST AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

officialmegane:

Unnecessary love triangles

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did you mean the entire teen fiction section