It's an Aquarius life!

dangmaaay:

pink-vulva:

i want to be so financially secure that i don’t even think to glance at the price tag of anything. 

dream

Haruhi <3

I know exactly what I would do with immortality: I would read every book in the library.
Mark Jason Dominus (via bibliophilebunny)

rainbowchibbit:

okuulele:

kirbyartstuff:

when you make OCs, and later find out they look kinda like characters from an existing series

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When you write/think their stories and  later find out they are very similar like characters from an existing series.

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When your OCs have been established for years but characters from recent popular shows look very similar to them

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wreckeddean:

wreckeddean:

wreckeddean:

How do you get holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

someone just unfollowed me because of this joke

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[GET INCREDIBLY INVOLVED IN EMOTIONAL SCENE (Fanfic Flamingo) ONE WORD CHOICE RUINS IT]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[GET INCREDIBLY INVOLVED IN EMOTIONAL SCENE (Fanfic Flamingo) ONE WORD CHOICE RUINS IT]

unknownbearing:

Single? Hahah, no no I’m in a very committed relationship with the Marvel Cinematic Universe

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

inimicaldolly:

l4nz:

theartofanimation:

Sakimichan

did someone paste a fat guys torso on ursula.

This is the actual best. 

fallopianrhapsody:

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via theflowershop)

Woah

(via foreverrwanderlust)

Kuzco’s poison
The poison chosen specially to kill kuzco